I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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