I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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