Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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