If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.