Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.