whats a polygalesbian?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am