If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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