That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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