why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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