Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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