Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Someone signed my nipple.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize