16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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