So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
