I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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