The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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