She announced her abortion via fbk
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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