How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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