We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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