Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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