oh god the rape fog is back!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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