i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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