i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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