To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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