that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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