Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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