I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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