Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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