He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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