You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize