Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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