Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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