so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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