I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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