i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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