She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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