just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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