From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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