I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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