I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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