didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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