if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
where are you?
Hypothermia
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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