Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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