So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
