I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
where does the pee come out of this thing
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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