You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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