For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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