Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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