That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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