So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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