We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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