Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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