More tranny stories later!
"it" just moved
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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