That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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