My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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