yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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