If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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